It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.
~J.K. Rowling
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Super Auntie
So. You need someone to watch your kids. Well, I can do that.
Here is my tough love program. Meet Nate-Nate & Wakie
Sure. They look cute. But everyone knows that twins are evil.
First, we had to get them away from always working together. Time for:
THE CAGE MATCH
My experienced staff will help brothers fight it out…like they have been longing to do since leaving the womb.
No outside for this bad child.
Bad Twins must clean!
Oh…you want to read?
No baby books under my watch! Read these instead!!
So, this concludes my stay with my nephews* Someday, I will have them for multiple days. I need little hands to help clean out my gutters.
*No nephews were hurt during the creation of this blog.
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